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Fried but not flustered. This hoodie is the perfect uniform for snack breaks, accidental naps, and pretending you didn’t just eat half a rotisserie chicken in your car. Soft, durable, and always down to chill.
Made from a cotton/poly blend with a plush interior, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs that stretch but never judge. Wear it when you’re done being useful.Size guide
LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 27 20 M 28 22 L 29 24 XL 30 26 2XL 31 28
Fried but not flustered. This hoodie is the perfect uniform for snack breaks, accidental naps, and pretending you didn’t just eat half a rotisserie chicken in your car. Soft, durable, and always down to chill.
Made from a cotton/poly blend with a plush interior, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs that stretch but never judge. Wear it when you’re done being useful.
Made from a cotton/poly blend with a plush interior, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs that stretch but never judge. Wear it when you’re done being useful.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |